Shit I really want to say and do, but probably shouldn't
(via obama-taught-us)
(via humorrelated)
This needs to be the universal standard
(via obama-taught-us)
(via humorrelated)
when your mother repeats what you have to do a thousand times
(via humorrelated)
someone: *shows me the slightest sign of affection*
me: i would die for u
(via chust1n)
classically trained but we’ll still fuck ya up
Ayyyyyyyeeee
(via obama-taught-us)
(via lotad)
Oh Lordy. There’s a tape. I can’t 😆😆😆
(via niggazinmoscow)
You want to know what I did this year? I went on the longest, hardest, most exhausting journey I have ever been on, with the biggest pain in the neck I have ever met. Well, what do you expect from a little brother?
(via 2000ish)
“Never trust the living.” From beetlejuice. You can order a shirt here
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Fuck I miss all the good shit
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The chemical symbol for Mercury is Hg meaning a hug without U is toxic.